IllogicalLogician


"Well, I was always curious about the meaning of life."--

"Easy. Eating Macadamia ice cream and listening to Debussy"

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portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

Tagged: srsly thoughyou know what i realized the other dayif we lived in the parallel universe in which connor kenway actually existedwe STILL wouldn't even have heard about himyou know whybecause he's not WHITEalso he was part of a secret war between two covert organizations but STILLas the facilitator of america he would deserve to be mentionedbut alas he would nOT bethese tags are compltely off this point please ignore mebut seriously the fact that i had to wait until college to even begin to learn about native americansor you knowanyone who wasn't whitemakes me so. upSET

Source: portablemiah

Today in Solidarity: Incredible Women (and Girls) of Ferguson 

Tagged: fergusonwowimportant

Source: socialjusticekoolaid

sassysharpshooter:

alliekhaleesi:

spoopysharpshooter:

alliekhaleesi:

dad pls

NOT NOW CONNOR DADDY IS “DELIVERING A SICK BEATDOWN” OR WHATEVER THE DEVIL YOU CHILDREN ARE CALLING IT

dAD PLS

CONNOR GO AND WAIT IN THE CARRIAGE

I AM IN THE PROCESS OF IMPROVING MY “STREET CRED

Tagged: this is never not my favorite thingassassin's creed

His name is Desmond Miles, and he has brought us to the end. 

Tagged: crieS DON'T DO THIS TO MEsweet ninja parkourdesmond milesassassin's creed

Source: madeinmasyaf

Reblog if it’s okay to message you

sailorjuly-xo:

domanddaddyx:

Please do

Yes. Yes. 100% yes. I love making friends, I love helping people, I love talking and I love listening.

Tagged: talk to me!!! :D

Source: xxqueenofheartssxx

usgamer:

Ubisoft just threw new screenshots of Assassin’s Creed Unity and Assassin’s Creed Rogue our way. The first two Unity shots show Arno with his Templar love interest Elise, while the last three show off the game’s coop mode.

The three Rogue shots are three Rogue shots. I don’t know what you want from me, dude. It’s an Assassin’s Creed game.

Assassin’s Creed Unity is coming to PC, Xbox One, and PS4 on November 11, 2014. Assassin’s Creed Rogue is coming to PS3 and Xbox 360 on the same day. Pick your poison.

Tagged: i'm c ryING ??????????SHAY AND HAYTHAM??????????SOMEONE HELP?????????oh my goodness these new games will be the DEATH OF MEassassin's creed

Source: usgamer

silvermovedyetagain:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

Tagged: connor kenwaygarrettdesmond milesaltaireziono literally every ac character though it's such a problem

Source: silvermovedyetagain

ofhopefuldays:

ezio & company :””’)) i would have liked to squeeze the ac2 pair in here but what’s done it’s done. and now will you just look at yusuf

i’m so glad i finished them all

/ac1+prototype/ac1+ac2/ac3/prototype 2/

Tagged: i love this so muchassassin's creedezio auditoreleonardo da vinciyusuf tazim

Source: ofhopefuldays

Assassin’s Creed/Watch Dogs crossover? No. Assassin’s Creed/Just Dance crossover.

acassiecreed:

kenwayer27:

masyafassassin:

therealmeredithgray:

masyafassassin:

derpinainreallife:

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Oh….my…god. Petition to have a just dance game with dancing assassins

Can we all take a minute to imagine Connor trying to dance to Singe Ladies?

Or Ezio dancing to No Americano XD

Or Edward to Shots xD

Altair dancing to Hips Don’t Lie.

Tagged: oh my god plEASEliterally if i see altair dance to hips don't lie before i die i will BE FULFILLEDalso ezio dancing to no americano this IS ALL I WANT IN LIFEor CONNOR I'M DONE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN

Source: youtube.com

gottalovethekenways:

I’d like to think that Connor decided to grow out his hair again after the revolution and that Ubisoft didn’t just forget I guess that he had the mohawk

gottalovethekenways:

I’d like to think that Connor decided to grow out his hair again after the revolution and that Ubisoft didn’t just forget I guess that he had the mohawk

Tagged: wait so they actually forgotlike it's been my headcanon/assumed canon that connor grew his hair back as a symbol of healing from the revolutionbut i guESS NOT UBISOFTconnor kenwayratonhake:tonassassin's creed

Source: gottalovethekenways